You think you know, but...

Well everyone, its time to check out LewisvillStylee. I'd say two votes is enough for a majority. Catch ya on the flipside.

Current Mood: busy still
Current Music: Only In Dreams - Weezer (thus ending this journal)

Okay heres the skinnee. I am contemplating making a new journal named LewisvilleStylee. Say 'arrggh like a pirate' if you vote yes, or 'nnaaaayyy like a horsey' if you vote no.

Thunder over Louisville is this sat. if someone wants to come chill with me and watch some hella tight fireworks. I will probably barbecue some steaks.

Current Mood: really freaking busy
Current Music: Trillville

Okay, i have finished the playlist to TA vol 3. I will distribute them nexxt time i am in cincy which will be on Curt's birthday.
Here it is:

Kyle Took a Bullet From Me - Tenacious D
Danger Zone - Kenny Loggins
Little Red Corvette - Prince
Heaven is a Halfpipe - OPM
Basketball Radio Song - DVDA (A totally kick ass band)
Would You Lay With Me (In a Field of Stone) - Johnny Cash
GhettoChip Malfunction (Hell Yes) - Beck
Malaguena Salerosa - Chingon
Azwethinkweiz - Incubus
Axe Throws (SFX) - Kill Bill OST
Coconut - Harry Nilsson
Girls - Beastie Boys
Candy Shop - 50 f/ Olivia
High Tide or Low Tide - Ben Harper & Jack Johnson (Marley cover)
Tears in Heaven - Eric Clapton
Dance Into the Fire - Duran Duran
BubbleToes - Jack Johnson
Tangerine Sky - Kottonmouth Kings
All My Love - Led Zeppelin
Ridin' Spinners - Three 6 Mafia f/ Lil' Flip
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So this weekend totally kicked a whole bunch of ass. Sorry I stole your jacket Chris, I didn't realize it until i was well into KY. You'll get it back May 3. It was awesome hangin out at the house. I think we all know who rules at cornhole (me, just in case you don't). CHcode is gonna make curt and i so freaking rich its crazy. Like richer than wal-mart rich. Paul is an incredibly smart dude, i mean he thinks of the wierdest crap. Margaret, youre frisbee skills have greatly improved, though youre thai food eating skills still suck, to my dismay.

I heart peoples and you know who you are (its you silly).

Current Mood: tired
Current Music: "Shayshaw Shayshaw" - Modest Mouse

Okay, make this cd then go ahead and burn 4 more copies cuz ur gonna wear this thing out. Seriously, this ones gonna blow ur mind!

Behold . . . greatness . . . .




#1 Kyle Took a Bullet From Me - Tenacious D
#2 Dance Into the Fire - Duran Duran
#3 Danger Zone - Kenny Loggins
#4 Basketball Radio Song - DVDA
#5 Coconut - Harry Nillson
#6 Ghettochip Malfunction (Hell Yes) - Beck
#7 Maleguena Salerosa - Chingon
#8 Would You Lay With Me in a Field of Stone - Johnny Cash
#9 Heaven is a Halfpipe - OPM
#10 Undone - Weezer

Ummm, ya.
So there was this auction on ebay for a time machine. You may be thinking about the one from Napoleon, thus you would think "ha, thats funny" and thats it. Not "hey, I think I'm gonna get one then travel back in time to meet JFK and Lincoln then blah, blah blah, some other crap".


Some moron actually spent 345 dollars on this thing, which is OBVIOUSLY not a time machine.

Just...do it for the children

Why can't people spend their time, effort and hard earned money in order to create something that actually has a positive effect on humanity, that can improve the quality of some facet of life, that can do ANYTHING other than just waste all that.


I'm an angry gum ball.

Current Mood: frustrated
Current Music: Eric Clapton - Tears in Heaven

So this weekend I took a little trip down to Gatlinburg, TN. The rest of my family was on spring break last week (high school). It was so awesome to get to see them and just hang out and relax. Hot tubs basically rule. My sister tells me that my mom just got a brand new hot tub a week ago!! I didn't get to go shopping because i was only there for about a day and a half, sorry margaret. :(

I was sorely disappointed over the outcome of the uofl game sat. I was rooting with all my heart. However, i've reflected over the various accomplishments of my cards and i realized that not many people get to go to a college where in the first year the football team loses only 1 game and finishes #6 in the nation, and the basketball team finishes in the top 4 in the nation. All in all, louisville just kicks ass.

The downside of the weekend was the near 13 hours of driving. Traffic was so crappy on the way down it took me 7 hours to make a 5 hour trip. Oh yeah, it was pouring down rain too.

I was also able to share my near infinite knowledge with my little sister Jess, as she asked me about 15,000 questions on how things work and so on. It was cool.

Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: Won't Back Down - Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

I thought this was pretty much dead on.

Understanding Engineers
Understanding Engineers - Take One
Two engineering students crossing the campus when one said, "Where did youget such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The first engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably
wouldn't have fit."

Understanding Engineers - Take Two
To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Understanding Engineers - Take Three
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a
particularly slow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!" The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him." "Hi George! Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind fire-fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them."
The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"

Understanding Engineers - Take Four
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers build targets.

Understanding Engineers - Take Five
The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Understanding Engineers - Take Six
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.
One said, "It was a mechanical engineer." Just look at all the joints."
Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."
The last one said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

Understanding Engineers - Take Seven
"Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"

Understanding Engineers - Take Eight
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.
The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because the passion and mystery he found there.
The engineer said, "I like both." "Both?" "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done."

Understanding Engineers - Take Nine
An engineer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, and that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

R.I.P. Mitch.

You kicked ass. You will be sorely missed.

We all love you.

Current Mood: apathetic
Current Music: Another Lonely Day - Ben Harper

These will be without context and thus funnier.

There were a ton of hilarious things said so if you think of one I forgot just post it on the comments.

"I'm gonna fuck shit up. I'm gonna fuck all this shit up." - Rascue
"Get off of me, I'm gonna bite you!" - Crazy Rob (who then proceeds to bite himself)
"Eighty forties!" - Tommy
"I gotta button my shirt" - Couch
"OU. Oh My God!" - Ringo
"Are you straight? Ya. Are you? No man." Small asian dude grinding with Beau.
"Hey Tommy, I got a story for you about John. He was like, eh, ya I forget" - Beau
"Tommy!" - Tommy
"Cowboy" - Ringo
"This guy is the definition of fucking rock. You can't just say rock, you have to use the adjective 'fucking'" - Kevin
"We're having a GANGBANG PARTY TONIGHT! GANGBANG PARTY TONIGHT! GANGBANG PARTY TONIGHT!" - The entire boilerroom
"I'm gonna make love to this fan" - Rascue (who then proceeds to hump the fan like crazy)
I will be editing this as i think of more.

Current Mood: Hopped up on vicodin (wisdom)
Current Music: GHETTOCHIP MALFUNCTION (Hell Yes!)

Today is March 11. Otherwise known as 3/11. Otherwise known as one hell of an awesome day.

OU will rock out hardcore. I love living in Louisville and the new friends I've made. But I still miss all my old buds.

For those about to rock, I salute you.

Oh and Marcus, I doubt you read this but if you do, I found the song. Very aptly named to fit so well into my life I might add. Coincidence is a crazy thing.

Current Mood: happy
Current Music: "Champagne" - 311